Olympics Opening Ceremony

1st Event: Garbage Stick

2nd Event: Trash Throwing

3rd Event: Asshole stapling

 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

I think it has to be done.....a marathon Burbs canasta competition...

"Aaaaaaaaand the gold medal goes to....the Klopeks...of Slavia..."

Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL! Oh man! Art, my stomach hurts! hahahahaha I feel i laugh a lot on here. Either y'all are super hilarious...or I am lacking a lot of sleep..I think it's both!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

May I recommend trying to take a knapp? Nap. I also recommend just hanging around and being lazy...

 
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

I think it has to be done.....a marathon Burbs canasta competition...

"Aaaaaaaaand the gold medal goes to....the Klopeks...of Slavia..."

Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL! Oh man! Art, my stomach hurts! hahahahaha I feel i laugh a lot on here. Either y'all are super hilarious...or I am lacking a lot of sleep..I think it's both!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

May I recommend trying to take a knapp? Nap. I also recommend just hanging around and being lazy...

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hahahahaha! Oh man..y'all probably think I'm on crack or something, don't ya?
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:


Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>


Well it looks like the opening ceremonies have even been accused of foul play...



Olympic fireworks faked for TV
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

1st Event: Garbage Stick

2nd Event: Trash Throwing

3rd Event: Asshole stapling

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4th event: Beer can crushing

5th event: ceramic owl shooting
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>TheManiacNextDoor wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:


Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>


Well it looks like the opening ceremonies have even been accused of foul play...



Olympic fireworks faked for TV
<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Damn, especially those footprints impressed me.

Although I was suspicious. The camerwork was too flawless. Almost Joe Dante - spheres.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>RayPeterson wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

1st Event: Garbage Stick

2nd Event: Trash Throwing

3rd Event: Asshole stapling

<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

4th event: Beer can crushing

5th event: ceramic owl shooting<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>


Let's not forget the ever-Chinese BBQ Cat Cookoff. Oh don't worry about the cats....I'm sure it'll be imitation meat. :p

This just keeps getting better and better. Now it's been revealed that the little girl singing during the ceremony Milli-Vanillied her way through the performance. Apparently a 7 year old girl with crooked teeth is unheard of in China...?



Olympic ceremony singer mimed
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

I think it has to be done.....a marathon Burbs canasta competition...

"Aaaaaaaaand the gold medal goes to....the Klopeks...of Slavia..."

Headline next day

*THE KLOPEKS TOOK STEROIDS: No one would have ever suspected them of foul play*<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL! Oh man! Art, my stomach hurts! hahahahaha I feel i laugh a lot on here. Either y'all are super hilarious...or I am lacking a lot of sleep..I think it's both!<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

May I recommend trying to take a knapp? Nap. I also recommend just hanging around and being lazy...

 <center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

hahahahaha! Oh man..y'all probably think I'm on crack or something, don't ya?<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I think a Burbs Olympics is a great idea.

Sidewalk jumping
Marathon eating (Art gets the gold there).
grave digging
 
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