Ray's Landscaping

Needless to say that the beauty of a woman doesn't depend on the colour of her hair.

There was this show here in Germany where they were looking for a new top model and the winner was a red - haired girl. Even if you're not into red - haired women you'll have to admit that she's attractive:

http://www.barbarameier.com/
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>BonnieRumsfield wrote:

Have you ever seen an UGLY model?<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Hundreds. Sometimes when I see those skinny, pale, sick - looking freaks tottering over the catwalk I wonder if "model" is the appropriate term. But nowadays this seems to be the ideal condition for qualifying as a model.
 
Some of them look like they're in dire need of an Art-esque breakfast...

I just don't get it, you know? These size 0 models. Scrawny. Immaciated. Walking skeletons, they look awful. Half of them look like they need a transfusion.

That it's come to this! "Hey girls...wanna look desireable to boys? Wanna be 'the one'? Then look like a walking bag of bones." I don't think so.

Get some meat on them bones will ya!

You might as well walk up the cat walk, pick up a model and shout "THIS IS WALTER!!!"

Go up to one and look her up and down quizzically and say "Where the hell did Vince get this"

"You saw one of my skulls didn't you? Oh yes...I know you did" "Yeah I did...it was modelling a skirt at the time"
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:


"You saw one of my skulls didn't you? Oh yes...I know you did" "Yeah I did...it was modelling a skirt at the time"<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>


LOL
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:


That it's come to this! "Hey girls...wanna look desireable to boys? Wanna be 'the one'? Then look like a walking bag of bones." I don't think so.

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No male in the world thinks so.

Whenever I talk to men about this subject the tenor is: we like curves!
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

Some of them look like they're in dire need of an Art-esque breakfast...

I just don't get it, you know? These size 0 models. Scrawny. Immaciated. Walking skeletons, they look awful. Half of them look like they need a transfusion.

That it's come to this! "Hey girls...wanna look desireable to boys? Wanna be 'the one'? Then look like a walking bag of bones." I don't think so.

Get some meat on them bones will ya!

You might as well walk up the cat walk, pick up a model and shout "THIS IS WALTER!!!"

Go up to one and look her up and down quizzically and say "Where the hell did Vince get this"

"You saw one of my skulls didn't you? Oh yes...I know you did" "Yeah I did...it was modelling a skirt at the time"<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Chris you, are so awesome and hilarious! You made my day with that, hahahahaa

If ever I'm at a runway show, I'm totalling doing that! hahahahaha
 
wow, this got off topic. LOL
 
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