I fell asleep on the couch the other night and the wife woke me up then I dropped the "I'm just laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some !@#$ sleep" line.
I was sledging with my wife and duaghter and a guy who I'd not seen for over ten years came by walking his dog. I went over and shook his hand without taking my glove off - OH MAN I later remembered I really should have said "Pardon my glove"
EPIC FAIL
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