The Last Burbsy Thing You Did/Said?

I constantly call the pizza delivery man, the 'Pizza Dude', and am always telling lameo's to get out of my apartment, but the other day...

My friend and I were talking about his wife's family, who none of us like. And I said, "As I sit here, they are Satanists.." and went through the whole Art monlouge. XD
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Foaming Squirrel wrote:

I constantly call the pizza delivery man, the 'Pizza Dude', and am always telling lameo's to get out of my apartment, but the other day...

My friend and I were talking about his wife's famaily, who none of us like. And I said, "As I sit here, they are Satanists.." and went through the whole Art monlouge. XD<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

These people are clearly psychos. :)
 
We have some neighbors behind our house that a really quite and don't come out much; my wife commented the other night how she seldom see's them, I said "well maybe they like to keep to themselves, I've seen them twice how many times have you seen them?" Then she just gave me the look and said "another Burbs quote?" and rolled her eyes at me just like Carol. To funny.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

We have some neighbors behind our house that a really quite and don't come out much; my wife commented the other night how she seldom see's them, I said "well maybe they like to keep to themselves, I've seen them twice how many times have you seen them?" Then she just gave me the look and said "another Burbs quote?" and rolled her eyes at me just like Carol. To funny.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Are they semi-normal and have a lawn?
 
They have 3ft weeds growing. I've had two conversations with them.
 
Great one happened yesterday, I had to share!

I live in an apartment complex, and there was a moving van out front. My roomie comes in and says how difficult it was to park with the huge van there, so I said.

"Well, it's been parked outside ALL DAY."

..and my sister, who was visiting said...

"'Bout a nine on the tension scale."

It was perfect! She didn't miss a beat!
 
that's great!
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

They have 3ft weeds growing. I've had two conversations with them.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Do you even know how many of them there are?
 
I've seen 4 of them, but they don't come out much. Now that winter is here we'll probably see even less of them. I'm gonna get out my telescope and peek in those basement windows.
 
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