I constantly call the pizza delivery man, the 'Pizza Dude', and am always telling lameo's to get out of my apartment, but the other day...
My friend and I were talking about his wife's family, who none of us like. And I said, "As I sit here, they are Satanists.." and went through the whole Art monlouge. XD
Here ya go, sonny. A little something for the ol' sweet tooth.
I constantly call the pizza delivery man, the 'Pizza Dude', and am always telling lameo's to get out of my apartment, but the other day...
My friend and I were talking about his wife's famaily, who none of us like. And I said, "As I sit here, they are Satanists.." and went through the whole Art monlouge. XD
We have some neighbors behind our house that a really quite and don't come out much; my wife commented the other night how she seldom see's them, I said "well maybe they like to keep to themselves, I've seen them twice how many times have you seen them?" Then she just gave me the look and said "another Burbs quote?" and rolled her eyes at me just like Carol. To funny.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
We have some neighbors behind our house that a really quite and don't come out much; my wife commented the other night how she seldom see's them, I said "well maybe they like to keep to themselves, I've seen them twice how many times have you seen them?" Then she just gave me the look and said "another Burbs quote?" and rolled her eyes at me just like Carol. To funny.
I live in an apartment complex, and there was a moving van out front. My roomie comes in and says how difficult it was to park with the huge van there, so I said.
"Well, it's been parked outside ALL DAY."
..and my sister, who was visiting said...
"'Bout a nine on the tension scale."
It was perfect! She didn't miss a beat!
Here ya go, sonny. A little something for the ol' sweet tooth.
I've seen 4 of them, but they don't come out much. Now that winter is here we'll probably see even less of them. I'm gonna get out my telescope and peek in those basement windows.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
