I fell asleep on the couch the other night and the wife woke me up then I dropped the "I'm just laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some !@#$ sleep" line.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
I was sledging with my wife and duaghter and a guy who I'd not seen for over ten years came by walking his dog. I went over and shook his hand without taking my glove off - OH MAN I later remembered I really should have said "Pardon my glove" EPIC FAIL
I was sledging with my wife and duaghter and a guy who I'd not seen for over ten years came by walking his dog. I went over and shook his hand without taking my glove off - OH MAN I later remembered I really should have said "Pardon my glove" EPIC FAIL
That would have been classic!
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Sounds like you did miss a great Burbs moment Art. oh well, probably better that you didn't say it, or your old friend may have suspected you of foul play...haha