The Last Burbsy Thing You Did/Said?

He'd probably think I was a knucklehead...

"...we should sue them..."
Do you pal around with knuckleheads all day?LOL.

Nightcrawlers?? Fisherman?? Wake up and smell the coffee!
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!

AAAAAAAAAAAALL DAY!!!!

"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!

AAAAAAAAAAAALL DAY!!!!

Hmmm, 'bout a 9 on the knucklehead scale.

Walter, I have your dog.
quote:RayPeterson wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO!

AAAAAAAAAAAALL DAY!!!!

Hmmm, 'bout a 9 on the knucklehead scale.

HAHAHA Good ones, I wouldn't have missed this for the world!

Run to me, run to water!
ARGH how could I forget one I do every night when I take the dog for a walk! I get to the bottom of our cul de sac and let her off her lead saying "Have a field day" but last night was funny, when I reached the bottom of the road, I went a different way and pulled the dog right instead of left saying "Wait...let's not go that way tonight"

And the funny thing was it was really dark, but as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I noticed someone across the road squatiing in their porch smoking (most people here go outside as they don't want the smell inside). And I didn't see him until the last minute...he probably heard me say let's not go that way LOL

"...we should sue them..."
You didn't join them to smoke your occasional cigar...outside?

Walter, I have your dog.
...no...I...I...didn't do that...

"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

ARGH how could I forget one I do every night when I take the dog for a walk! I get to the bottom of our cul de sac and let her off her lead saying "Have a field day" but last night was funny, when I reached the bottom of the road, I went a different way and pulled the dog right instead of left saying "Wait...let's not go that way tonight"

And the funny thing was it was really dark, but as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I noticed someone across the road squatiing in their porch smoking (most people here go outside as they don't want the smell inside). And I didn't see him until the last minute...he probably heard me say let's not go that way LOL

HAHA I bet you would have virtually crapped yourself if out of the darkness you heard,
"HEY, you with the dog, keep that mutt off my lawn will ya!?"

Run to me, run to water!
or strange winds blowing from your property line with the people next door.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
quote:kennyman wrote:

quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

ARGH how could I forget one I do every night when I take the dog for a walk! I get to the bottom of our cul de sac and let her off her lead saying "Have a field day" but last night was funny, when I reached the bottom of the road, I went a different way and pulled the dog right instead of left saying "Wait...let's not go that way tonight"

And the funny thing was it was really dark, but as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, I noticed someone across the road squatiing in their porch smoking (most people here go outside as they don't want the smell inside). And I didn't see him until the last minute...he probably heard me say let's not go that way LOL

HAHA I bet you would have virtually crapped yourself if out of the darkness you heard,
"HEY, you with the dog, keep that mutt off my lawn will ya!?"

LOL it made me jump as it was.....

I just imagine him whispering to someone close by saying "he-walks-his-dog-at-night-he always-comes-this-way-he-walks-his-dog-over the-unlit-railway-bridge-his-wife-doesn't-like-him-to-go that-way-he-doesn't-know-I-know-that - HI CHRIS HOW YA DOIN' BUD...Great to see ya...."

"...we should sue them..."
quote:Rays Yard wrote:

or strange winds blowing from your property line with the people next door.

Yeah...all eerie and sh*t....

"...we should sue them..."
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