U.F.O.

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>kennyman wrote:

I didn't know about these other issues. 100 suitcase nukes missing since 97, spent rods rusting away in the artic, where does it end?

Ahh to hell with it, I for damn sure will not live in fear or worry,
life's to short already, might as well live it up!! Enjoy<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I agree! Let's go bowling.
 
You know what it was they were smelling over on Elm? The Soviet Union's nuclear weapons...decomposing in the summer heat...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

You know what it was they were smelling over on Elm? The Soviet Union's nuclear weapons...decomposing in the summer heat...<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL thanks Art, we needed some comic relief on that subject.
Got any of those pine tree thingys hanging on your portch?
 
Yeah best to make light of stuff.

Here ya go.

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde driver.

"Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."


And people were hanging those things up in their porches...
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

You know what it was they were smelling over on Elm? The Soviet Union's nuclear weapons...decomposing in the summer heat...<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL, very good.
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Art Weingartner wrote:

Yeah best to make light of stuff.

Here ya go.

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde driver.

"Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."


And people were hanging those things up in their porches...<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

I liked this one as well!
 
Those pine tree air freshners will do it to ya every time.
 
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