U.F.O.

I agree Art. IF there was a nuclear war,i'd prefer to be instantly incinerated.

Run to me, run to water!
Scary huh?

My daughter's 5 and she's the first thing I think of.

"...we should sue them..."
quote:kennyman wrote:


I agree Art. IF there was a nuclear war,i'd prefer to be instantly incinerated.

Me too. I certainly wouldn't call those who survive a nuclear war "winners". Nonetheless currently I don't see the danger of a global nuclear war.

I'm more concerned about this frightening Dirty Bomb and the impact it would have on the area where it exploded.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/2708635.stm

It may not cause many deaths but the psychological influence would be dreadful to the population.

Walter, I have your dog.
Mind you...I hate Londoners :)

"...we should sue them..."
Yeah they might blow up the financial district and get rid off some of those greedy capitalist bankers.

Sorry, this might be too black for humour.

Walter, I have your dog.
:)

"...we should sue them..."
quote:kennyman wrote:

I didn't know about these other issues. 100 suitcase nukes missing since 97, spent rods rusting away in the artic, where does it end?

Ahh to hell with it, I for damn sure will not live in fear or worry,
life's to short already, might as well live it up!! Enjoy

I agree! Let's go bowling.

I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
You know what it was they were smelling over on Elm? The Soviet Union's nuclear weapons...decomposing in the summer heat...

"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

You know what it was they were smelling over on Elm? The Soviet Union's nuclear weapons...decomposing in the summer heat...

LOL thanks Art, we needed some comic relief on that subject.
Got any of those pine tree thingys hanging on your portch?

Run to me, run to water!
Yeah best to make light of stuff.

Here ya go.

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde driver.

"Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."


And people were hanging those things up in their porches...

"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

Yeah best to make light of stuff.

Here ya go.

A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde driver.

"Mam, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road"?

The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"

Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am... that's your air freshener."


And people were hanging those things up in their porches...

I liked this one as well!

Walter, I have your dog.
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:

You know what it was they were smelling over on Elm? The Soviet Union's nuclear weapons...decomposing in the summer heat...

LOL, very good.

Walter, I have your dog.
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