George Carlin eat your heart out 
"...we should sue them..."
U.F.O.
George would be proud, Art. 
Run to me, run to water!
Those pine tree air freshners will do it to ya every time.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Cool...people should hang those in their porches...
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
Cool...people should hang those in their porches...
Yeah and they should just pretend it isn't happening. I mean,what are you going to do?
go knock on Russias door and say Hi,your nukes stink...haha
Cool...people should hang those in their porches...
Yeah and they should just pretend it isn't happening. I mean,what are you going to do?
go knock on Russias door and say Hi,your nukes stink...haha
Run to me, run to water!
I remember that, I remember hearing about that when I was a kid. They closed down the USSR's nuke that fall.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
Yeah they couldn't trust the guy in charge of them,
he was a rotund guy who wore a paper hat, I think his name was Skip..
he was a rotund guy who wore a paper hat, I think his name was Skip..
Run to me, run to water!
quote:kennyman wrote:
Yeah they couldn't trust the guy in charge of them,
he was a rotund guy who wore a paper hat, I think his name was Skip..
Now THAT would really mean Armageddon.
Yeah they couldn't trust the guy in charge of them,
he was a rotund guy who wore a paper hat, I think his name was Skip..
Now THAT would really mean Armageddon.
Walter, I have your dog.
quote:kennyman wrote:
Yeah they couldn't trust the guy in charge of them,
he was a rotund guy who wore a paper hat, I think his name was Skip..
Skip Romanov. He kept making nukes for the town comrads.
Yeah they couldn't trust the guy in charge of them,
he was a rotund guy who wore a paper hat, I think his name was Skip..
Skip Romanov. He kept making nukes for the town comrads.
I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
"Hi Ray...it's not Skipski...it's me...Art...I'm just pretending to be Skipski...hey...haven't seen a 2o megaton ICBM round here have ya? hnhnhnhnhnhnhnhnhn"
"...we should sue them..."
quote:Art Weingartner wrote:
"Hi Ray...it's not Skipski...it's me...Art...I'm just pretending to be Skipski...hey...haven't seen a 2o megaton ICBM round here have ya? hnhnhnhnhnhnhnhnhn"
I think I seen one in Skipski Romanovs basement..
"Hi Ray...it's not Skipski...it's me...Art...I'm just pretending to be Skipski...hey...haven't seen a 2o megaton ICBM round here have ya? hnhnhnhnhnhnhnhnhn"
I think I seen one in Skipski Romanovs basement..
Run to me, run to water!
You keep a 20 megaton ICBM nuclear warhead in the basement!
"...we should sue them..."