Worst movie ever...oh...the pain...oh the agony...where to begin...?!
Here's a few of my candidates:
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A movie about some dull-a** neighbors that are afraid of change, a local plummer that also wants to become the town mayor because of a new rival in town.
It's in fact so boring that I actually gave it a second chance just because I thought I must have been missing something, no movie can suck this bad. Well...I stand corrected. (actually fell asleep once during the movie).
If it was possible to give it MINUS starts...I'd give it MINUS 5, out of PLUS 5.
In fact, if you truly really hate someone, seriously loathe them...you could lock them up in a basement, with a indestructible tv, and put the DVD on re-play. It would be worse than when the army played Spice Girls at night to discourage the enemies.
*edit*
Whoops...that was just ONE movie, but during my explanation of that movie, I actually remembered it, and realizing that it must be the absolute undisputed champion for the Worst movie of all times title.
Seriously - don't see it.