One plot point that has always confused me

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

I think the Barkalows are involved somehow. I'm still working on my halfc0cked theory though.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Maybe the Barkalows were the real masterminds behind all this. Maybe Werner really was a "well respected pathologist" until the Barkalows brainwashed him into doing there dasterdly deeds for them. LOL Now there's a halfc0cked theory!...haha
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>kennyman wrote:

<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>Rays Yard wrote:

I think the Barkalows are involved somehow. I'm still working on my halfc0cked theory though.<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

Maybe the Barkalows were the real masterminds behind all this. Maybe Werner really was a "well respected pathologist" until the Barkalows brainwashed him into doing there dasterdly deeds for them. LOL Now there's a halfc0cked theory!...haha<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

LOL, this is halfc0cked 2 the max!
 :)

Here's something more plausible:

So the Barkelows were Freemasoners who were worshipping Satan. The elite of the freemasoners engaged them to develop new techniques of mind control. So the Barkelows developed the RFID chip. They somehow implemented those chips in the brains of 3 so far totally innocent citizens named Werner (a well-respected pathologist), Reuben (a warm-hearted and affectionate priest) and Hans (a succesfull and slick management consultant). They re-programmed their brains and turned them into murdering psychos.

With our heroes bringing the Klopeks to jail, the Barkelows gave up their plans to develop RFID chips and were kicked out of the brotherhood.

And so our heroes didn't just save the cul-de-sac, but also the whole world from being enslaved forever.
 
RP comes up with a winning idea. This could make a good prequel to the Burbs.
 
One more thing I noticed today, why would Walter need anyone to take in his mail when he has a SLOT?? Doesn't a SLOT have the benefit of not getting overloaded when you are away?? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
 
Yeah it's not plausible that the Klopek's would have been asked to pick up the mail. a) they were weird strangers 2) it was an emergency situation at night d) other more important things were happening and 4) it was only one night
 
I just read this: ''After everyone leaves from visiting the Klopecks, the guys are talking back at Ray's house. Ray says that he found Walter's wig after the dog came up from the basement. But in that scene, you can see Ray tucking the wig into his shorts before the dog even appears.''

Huh? Did I miss something? Am I blind? When is Ray doing that?
 
<span class="postlistquotedtext"><blockquote>quote:<center><hr width="100%"/></center>halfcockedtheory wrote:

Any new theories? ...,,, mail was being taken care of but not queenie.....lmao<center><hr width="100%"/></center></blockquote></span>

That's how I imagine it :

Walter has heart palpitations one evening, he calls his daughter,
they come and get him to the hospital in a hurry (Queenie gets out of the house at that moment and stays outside).The Klopeks notice this.
His daughter was supposed to come back later in the morning or at noon to take care of Queenie.But in the meantime the garbies come early in the morning, Bonnie grabs Queenie and the neighbors break inside Walter's house, the Klopeks notice this.Ray leaves a note "I have your dog".

Walter usually ignores Ray, dislikes Mark, and the paperboy, so he's not pal with the neighbors or anyone for that matter. Werner came to visit him at the hospital, he's a pathologist so it's easy to reach him, he told Walter that his freaky neighbors broke inside his house, and proposed to keep his mail in case they come back again and steal it. Walter accepts and Werner takes his mail + the wig Ray shoved through the mail slot.

 
I always assumed that the Klopeks coerced or tortured the Knaps into signing over the real estate to them, forcing them to sign the papers needed to legalize the transaction, then killing them.

They could have forced them to sign papers allowing them to keep the money of the transaction, or simply provided no money at all?

Maybe the sketchy Real Estate broad was an evil cousin, or Dr. Klopek's evil girlfriend, an attorney, who helps him with filing the paperwork & staying 1 step ahead of the authorities?
 
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